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HEALTH ANNOUNCE CD SWEEPSTAKES WITH GET COLOR CDS!

HEALTH ANNOUNCE CD SWEEPSTAKES WITH GET COLOR CDS!

66 prize tickets handmade by HEALTH will be hidden in the first shipment of CDs. The ticket’s unique code will equal sundry prizes and merchandise from the band. One “Golden Ticket” earns a 3-night trip to LA, where the winners every whim will be attended to. Details include accommodation at a band members homestead, as well as various meticulously planned activities culminating in a trip to Six Flags amusement park.

Other prizes include: Care packages from band members, silkscreened posters autographed in blood, a test-pressing of GET COLOR, LPs from the band’s personal collection, gifts from HEALTH’s moms including hand-knitted scarfs and astrological consultations, personality tests, childhood photos, crank phone-calls to indie rockers and handmade mixtapes. And expect some personal, homemade-with-love “it’s the thought that counts” prizes including locks-of-hair (band members and cats), childhood toys, fingerprints and magic tricks.

GET COLOR and get a piece of HEALTH!

See a complete list below!

GOLD.

1ST PRIZE.

LOS ANGELES ADVENTURE

ROUND TRIP AIRFARE. THREE DAYS AND TWO NIGHTS OF NON STOP ENTERTAINMENT. YOU ARE STAYING WITH US. WE WILL TAKE YOU TO MAGIC MOUNTAIN. WE WILL TAKE YOU THE ZOO. WE WILL BRING YOU BREAKFAST IN BED. WE WILL LOVE EACH OTHER.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU HAVE BEEN REMANDED TO EITHER A PENITENTIARY OR A MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY FOR A CUSTODIAL SENTENCE UP TO OR EXCEEDING 30 DAYS, PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH FULL DISCLOSURE. THIS IS FOR OUR SAFETY AND YOURS.

MULTI COLOR

2A – 2B

CARE PACKAGES.

THESE WILL BE COMPRISED OF PERSONAL ITEMS FROM EACH MEMBER.

SURPRISE CONTENTS MAY RUN THE GAMUT FROM A REJUVENATING FACIAL MASK TO A FRAMED PHOTOGRAPH OF B.J’S MOTHER.

TURQUOISE

3A – 3C

POSTER/TEST PRESSING

HAND SILK SCREENED POSTER OR LP TEST PRESSING AUTOGRAPHED IN OUR

BLOOD.

VIOLET

4A – 4D

INTOXICATED VIDEO CHAT + ARTS AND CRAFTS TIME.

WE WILL GET STEADILY INEBRIATED WITH YOU OVER I-CHAT WHILE WORKING ON A PROJECT TOGETHER. WE COULD MAKE A BIRD FEEDER OUT OF A MILK CARTON. WHEN WE ARE DONE WE CAN SEND EACH OTHER THE FINISHED PRODUCT

NOTE: THE UNITED STATES POST OFFICE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO SEND BODILY FLUIDS VIA STANDARD MAIL.

ORANGE

5A – 5E

AUTOGRAPHED VINYL

WE WILL SELECT A FAVORITE ALBUM FROM OUR COLLECTIONS, SIGN IT AND SEND IT TO YOU.

NOTE: AUTOGRAPHS WILL BE SIGNED IN INK, AS THE BLOOD FEATURE APPLIES

ONLY TO 3A – 3C

RED

6A – 6F

AUTOGRAPHED BOOK.

WE WILL SELECT A BOOK FROM OUR PERSONAL LIBRARIES AND INCLUDE A SIGNED INSCRIPTION. FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS ANY GENRE PREFERENCES BUT BARE IN MIND THAT COOKBOOKS AND INSTRUCTIONAL/SELF HELP GUIDES ARE OF LOW AVAILABILITY.

GREEN

7A – 7G

GUEST LIST FOR TWO

WE WILL PROVIDE YOU AND A FRIEND WITH FREE TICKETS TO A HEALTH SHOW NEAREST YOU. ADDITIONALLY, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER BACKSTAGE. BEER AND SNACKS WILL BE COMPLIMENTARY.

NOTE: RESTRICTED TO CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES

BLACK

8A – 8H

1 HEALTH T-SHIRT

IF YOU PREFER, YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF THE BAND WILL WEAR THE SHIRT FOR AN ENTIRE DAY BEFORE IT IS SHIPPED TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

BLUE

9A – 9I

AUTOGRAPHED 7″/ AND A LOCK OF A BAND MEMBER’S HAIR.

REALISTICALLY, THE LATTER ITEM WILL COME FROM EITHER JOHN OR B.J., DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE THE MOST LOCK WORTHY HAIR.

MAGENTA

10A – 10J

MISCELLANEOUS

10A A HISTORICAL THEMED PHONE CALL FROM THE BAND.

10B A RECORDING OF BJ COVERING A 90′S SONG OF YOUR CHOOSING.

10C A RECORDING OF A SHORT STORY READ BY A BAND MEMBER.

10D WE WE’LL PERSONALIZE YOUR VOICEMAIL GREETING.

10E A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FROM THE BAND.

10F AN ASTROLOGICAL CONSULTATION WITH JUPITER’S MOTHER.

10G A COPY OF JOHN FAMIGLIETTI’S STUDENT FILM.

10H AN UPLIFTING PHONE CALL FROM HEALTH’S MANAGER.

10I A PERSONALITY TEST HAND COMPLETED BY A BAND MEMBER

10J A BAG OF JUPITER’S CAT’S HAIR PLUS A PHOTO OF HER.

FUCHSIA

11A – 11K

ADDITIONAL MISCELLANEOUS

11A B.J’S LITTLE LEAGUE JACKET

11B A PAPER NINJA STAR CONTAINING A GRAM OF 40X SALVIA

11C A CHILDHOOD TOY

11D KNITTED SCARF MADE BY JAKE’S MOTHER

11E BAND MEMBER FINGERPRINTS

11F MIXED TAPE/CD HAND DECORATED BY THE BAND

11G HEALTH’S HIGH SCHOOL BAND’S CD MIXTAPE

11H JUPITER YOUTH PACKAGE (PHOTO’S, HOMEWORK, TEARS)

11I A PAINTING BY JOHN’S MOTHER.

11J LEARN A MAGIC TRICK FROM OUR MANAGER VIA VIDEO CHAT

11L WE CONFERENCE CRANK CALL A PROMINENT INDIE MUSICIAN TOGETHER