It’s All Bout the Bling and the Flow…

Bottled in the dirty south (Dandridge, Tennessee) and delivered crystal clear to anyone feeling the need to make it rain on them ho’s for $25 – $75 a bottle.

I’m not referring to Ludacris’ sad attempt to “conjure” his way into the alcoholic beverage industry, I’m talking about Bling H20.
That’s right ladies and gentlemen this specific brand of water comes with ballin’ credentials, and looks great.

Winner of the gold medal at the Berkeley Springs International Water Tasting Festival, for best tasting water. The product comes in a vast array of colours, and has recently been setting trends on the upper class wedding scene. But I guess those getting married already carry the label of sucker, so it wasn’t a far stretch for marketers to zero in on such an easy prey.
Nonetheless it’s always nice to show off one’s Bling, and staying hydrated has never been more econonimacally unsound.

Many more including Evian, have been recently exploring the ways in which to make us drop a paycheck on something we all get for free.

Thankfully blind taste tests in New York asked Bling H20 to put it’s money where our mouths are. They pitted Manhattan tap water against critically acclaimed Bling H20, the results? Manhattan Tap water was deemed best-tasting and as for Bling? it was determined to taste like normal tap water.
Go figure.

Watch this video and revel in the fact that you can’t possibly be dumb enough to buy into this liquid bullshit.